Medical Exam Puns

A list of puns related to "Medical Exam"

I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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👤︎ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup.

After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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So I was talking with the wife about gynecological exams

And she was saying that a lot of medical experts don't recommend digital vagina exams anymore. So I asked if they're saying the same thing with prostate exams too. When she said "no," I responded with "So they're still rectum-ending it?"

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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