If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
I took my exam in a restaurant
because the customer is always right
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...
Went in for a prostate exam today
Turns out I'm an anarchist!
How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?
He was smarter than the average bear.
Why would a Proctologist use 2 fingers during an exam?
I didn't exactly ace my "capture the wasp" exam.
I told my dad, "I can't believe I failed my biology exam."
What kind of cat passes an exam without studying?
What grade did St. Valentine get on his exam?
Before my exam, the proctologist gave me an ice-water enema.
He said it was a coolin-off-scopy.
My son sat his apiary exams yesterday.
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
A man goes for a prostate exam.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
My son was telling me that he has just failed his exam in Aboriginal music...
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
Gabe was muttering incoherently. He'd been up all night studying for the history exam.
I poked my head in his room, and he was blathering about how he wanted to quit school and be a truck driver.
"I'm gonna get one of those big beautiful Peterbuilts, with all the running lights everywhere. Or maybe a Mack with an extended cab..."
"Better brew him a pot of coffee," I told his mother. "The final is in a half hour, and he's only semi-conscious."
I was studying for my history exam and really struggling. I asked my mum what I should do...
“Why don’t you help me with the laundry? Its whites today.” She said.
“How will that help?” I asked.
“Well I hear whitewashing is good for revising history.”
A man goes to the doctor, and says "doctor, I havent been peeing correctly and its painful". The doctor replies "I will have to perform a prostate exam." As the doctor examines the man, he pulls out an $100 bill out of his bottom. This continues, he keeps pulling out money from this man's bottom.
After about half an hour the doctor says..."You won't believe this, but i just pulled $1999 out of your bottom"
The man turns around and says "Yeah, I wasn't feeling 2 grand"
What did the cop turned invigilator say during an exam?
I had an issue with my prostate exam...
But now the proctologist told me everything's been rectified.
My best friend said they had an exam that was a piece of cake
Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
I almost failed in my yesterday's open book exam.
What do you call an exam that makes you laugh?
My sarcastic teacher handed back my final exam..
I was told I was intelligen’t
If you are taking a calculus exam, don’t sit between two identical twins.
It’s very difficult to differentiate between them.
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A dyslexic man goes for an STI exam.
"I don't want to fail, so where's my chair?"
My friend is taking an exam about bad puns how to scam peoples money.
It's a pun-ching con-test
I don't want to fail my hernia exam ....
I’ve just failed my electricians exam.
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?
My son took some exams to become a pirate
I got my first prostate exam yesterday...
I'm never going back to that dentist again!
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music....
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: “I can tell right away that you’re not eating right”
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.
I couldn’t differentiate between them.
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