Health Check Puns

A list of puns related to "Health Check"

Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.

Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.

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👤︎ u/Infuuri
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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My dad got the nurse today.

My dad had to go to hospital to get a health check.

The nurse: Close your eyes, stretch out your arm and try to touch the nose.

Dad: Whose? Yours or mine?

At least the nurse had to groan.

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👤︎ u/drakooi
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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