A list of puns related to "Medians"
That medians mode was mean
The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”
A comb median
A grass hopper.
That was mean.
He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.
I guess the N's justify the means.
I didn’t get it, they all seemed like extreme personalities. No one seemed average at all.
Everyone’s always counting on you
It tasted average.
Ants. They are all about the same size.
He was just average
From my 12 year old
They don't mean much.
A co-median?
It's my first post and I thought it was funny. Be gentle.
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
Please don't be mean.
Like median, mode, range, etc. when he came up with the following
"Dad, why does the rest of the data set not want to be friends with average?"
"Because average is mean"
Cow-medians!!!
Because it's mean.
A median.
I just think he's mean
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
Clerk: “Sure, buy all means”
Admittedly a median joke, at best.
I hit the median
We were driving to a friend's house for "game day". We live in Phoenix...we have flora that doesn't like living..because..it is Phoenix.As we were driving, we passed a huge palm tree on its last root (leg) of life in the median of the road. It is literally being held up by a few 2x4's. I look at my husband with the saddest look I can muster before I say "Babe, did you see that poor palm?". Husband says, "Oh yea, that big, dead-looking ones with the boards?". I respond, "Yea, sweetie, we should say a prayer. The poor thing is on LEAF support". He was not amused...I, however, giggle every other Saturday when we pass the tree to game day. Also, please don't worry about the tree. Now that Phoenix has made it through a hot summer, I bet after winter it will just spring back to life...assuming it doesn't fall. Lastly, sorry I'm not a dad or no actually dad said it...but I was channeling that inner dad when it happened! If I need to move this post it is okay!
SO: "Stop being so mean!"
Me: "How about you stop being so median!"
Co-median
It’s all because of the left-wing liberal median.
The first part in the exam paper was multiple choice. After the exam a few friends and I were discussing the answers to the multiple choice, question 2 was "Calculate the mean from the following data"
Me: "what did you get for Q2, the 'mean' question?"
Friend: "What? Q2 asked to calculate the median "
Me: "Noo..I guess I didn't read the question properly. I calculate the mean. And the answer for the mean was one of the choices. I guess, they knew some people would be stupid enough to calculate the mean instead of the median, so they put the mean as one of the choices, and I selected that answer."
Friend: "That's just mean!"
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
Bartender: I’m glad you left your friend at home. He’s mean.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He is mean.”
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”
Some want to become mode or median
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