Medieval Times Puns

people were called Lance a lot.

Guys back then were playing for keeps.

A king banished his personal fool for singing love songs. He wanted comedy not a romantic jester

They start by dragon it.

They called it the Game of Groans.

...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.

They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.

They were called "Knight Lights"

A lot.

The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.

So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.

So on and our way home, I asked:

"So, how was your night? "

" It was pretty good. "

" Good. How about your evening? "

She's still glaring at me, three days later.

We were all cheering for our knight and my wife started to complain about getting a sore throat from all the yelling.

I said we'd all be a little ho(a)rse in the morning.

I got smacked.

The result was 'This page cannot be found.'

I told my wife I wanted to name our son Lance, but she said it was too uncommon so I explained that in medieval times men where named Lance a lot.

But in medieval times people were called lance-a-lot.

Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.

My dad supplies the swords and weaponry to medieval times.

Dad:This day is just like a very large, magical and mythical reptile.

Me: How so

Dad: It's a dragon

Keith: The weights and measures of Great Britain go right back to medieval times and all of these weights and measures were stored by command in the Palace of Westminster. Of course, in the 19th century the whole lot burned down, so Britain lost its weights and measures effectively.

Brady: Would that be an example of… mass destruction?

 

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T26Cw77Bco0&t=2m59s

But in medieval times people were called Lancelot

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.