I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
He was their sole bread wiener.
My dad: there's no need to insult my income like that.
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
Because business only comes and goes
It’ll be pay as you urn.
But first we need a stable income.
Income-plete.
But discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Why cant we find good steak? -They are indeed very rare (I apologise)
....based on what their parents income is.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
...is having a stable income.
WORKING ON A JOB
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned I just couldn’t concentrate. . Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. . After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow. . Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting. . I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. . I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard. . My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t note worthy. . I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience. . Next was a job in a shoe factory; but it just wasn’t the right fit. . I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income. . I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell. . I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. . After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it. . My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.
Because they are on the doughnut call list
Aah, call of beauty guys.
*Roger *
*Roger that *
And then it struck me....
But his Net income always put me off.
I hope it brings me a stable income.
Feyoncé
My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
I work security at a large lab. We have a safety rating of green/yellow/red that we need to ask incoming workers. This occurred today when my co-worker greeted an incoming employee.
Co-worker: “Hello. What kind of work are you doing today? Green, yellow, or red work?”
Employee: “I’m just going to my office to water my plants.”
Me: “That’s definitely green work.”
Co-worker: “Did you have to?”
Me: “Sorry. That joke was low hanging fruit.”
Co-worker: “Really?”
Me: “Guess I’m stacking them up like cord wood today.”
Because he's the second income ant
Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'
Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '
Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '
Me : ' like who ? '
Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '
And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .
Stable income.
I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.
I was talking to my dad about Africa, and I jokingly said that they should have some casinos to generate income.
Dad: They can't have any casinos that would stay in business.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because of all the cheetahs.
The lawnmower, he gets grass income while the fisherman gets net income
Income taxidermy
A penny saved, is actually about 1.25 pennies, once you account for Income Tax.
[my dad works for the Canadian tax department (IRS) and he used to always say that when I was a kid. He thought he was very funny. I'm now starting to see the wisdom in that statement.
An income-poop
.....based on what their parents income is.
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
Then discovered I couldn't live on my net income
