A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What does a median do with a dead toe?

Burrito!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.

He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenJethro43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Don't trust data reports that only use the median.

They don't mean much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MistaSnowman
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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A cop is driving down a rural highway when he spots a tent set up in the median.

He pulls over to investigate and discovers that a man has been there for quite some time. When asked why, the man says he's living Life In the Grass Lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayZGatsby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Half the people you know are below average.

I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Whats the opposite of minimum?

maxidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why shouldn't you call anyone average

Because it's mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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The average person isn't nice to other people.

Please don't be mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Me (at the numbers store): β€œCan I please purchase all of these averages?”

Clerk: β€œSure, buy all means”

Admittedly a median joke, at best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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It's mean to call people average

Some want to become mode or median

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clumsy-_-Phoenix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Tried to count to 1,000 in my car yesterday, but only got to 500 before I wrecked

I hit the median

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthAnus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A trio of jokes I'm hitting my students with today. Yesterday I was told my jokes were "so bad that I shouldn't ever tell a joke again." =D

Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean

Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode

Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindsight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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Friend of mine posted this on Facebook

Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'

Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '

Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '

Me : ' like who ? '

Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '

And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xecuter88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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What’s it called when there’s two midpoints that need to work together?

Co-median

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheComedy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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There is a reason why conservatives mistrust statistics.

It’s all because of the left-wing liberal median.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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My husband still loves me...even after one of my worst ones...

We were driving to a friend's house for "game day". We live in Phoenix...we have flora that doesn't like living..because..it is Phoenix.As we were driving, we passed a huge palm tree on its last root (leg) of life in the median of the road. It is literally being held up by a few 2x4's. I look at my husband with the saddest look I can muster before I say "Babe, did you see that poor palm?". Husband says, "Oh yea, that big, dead-looking ones with the boards?". I respond, "Yea, sweetie, we should say a prayer. The poor thing is on LEAF support". He was not amused...I, however, giggle every other Saturday when we pass the tree to game day. Also, please don't worry about the tree. Now that Phoenix has made it through a hot summer, I bet after winter it will just spring back to life...assuming it doesn't fall. Lastly, sorry I'm not a dad or no actually dad said it...but I was channeling that inner dad when it happened! If I need to move this post it is okay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sh2nn0n
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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I'm not a dad, but this just came out. I think I'll make a great dad.

SO: "Stop being so mean!"

Me: "How about you stop being so median!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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I had a statistics exam yesterday.

The first part in the exam paper was multiple choice. After the exam a few friends and I were discussing the answers to the multiple choice, question 2 was "Calculate the mean from the following data"

Me: "what did you get for Q2, the 'mean' question?"

Friend: "What? Q2 asked to calculate the median "

Me: "Noo..I guess I didn't read the question properly. I calculate the mean. And the answer for the mean was one of the choices. I guess, they knew some people would be stupid enough to calculate the mean instead of the median, so they put the mean as one of the choices, and I selected that answer."

Friend: "That's just mean!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRationalMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar...

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you dumped your buddy. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatefinesser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

Bartender: I’m glad you left your friend at home. He’s mean.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He is mean.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My son's math teacher called him average

I just think he's mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My math teacher called me average

That's just mean

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