Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
Post-Humorously
...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.
That there was Russian medaling.
He said it was outstanding in it's field.
A badger of honor.
I was so ready, too.
Ruined my evening.
Which is funny because they’re known for trying to finish a race.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.
"Why?" "Because I'd like to see Ligety split!"
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
