I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I realized I’m not great in manipulating people.

I’m more of a so-sopath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyjets4life6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Me: β€œMy wife is very manipulative.”

My friends: β€œThen why’d you marry her?”

Me: β€œBecause she’s VERY MANIPULATIVE”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brousch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?

One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call genetically manipulated cows?

Mootants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrAgonit3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Machiavellian3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why does math make some people uncomfortable?

Because a lot of the time it's manipulative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unimatrix13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the chicken take lettuce from the garden?

Chicken Sees-A Salad

Upon hearing this joke, the guy told it to me emotionally manipulated $15 out of me...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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My Dad creates these type of images for Facebook and finds them hilarious imgur.com/a/yYKtZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrysoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I’m not that great in manipulating people.

I’m more of a so-so path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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