My friend dropped this one on me today

Friend: What's the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue?

Me: What?

Friend: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!

Me: (Confused) What about the glue?

Friend: I thought you'd get stuck on that!

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Pretty sure a customer I had was a dad

Him: I'll have the mahi-mahi...

...if I get the half order, is that just the mahi?

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