As a kid, I used to steal magazines…
It’s fair to say I had a lot of issues back then.
I once dated a magazine collector.
She had issues.
Edit: thanks anonymous stranger for my first ever award.
What did the magazine collector say to his new therapist?
My friend is struggling with his new job, posting out the latest edition of a magazine
>He's got a lot of issues to address
What kind of magazines do cows read
I got a job as a bullet ...
My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.
I like to collect magazines.
I once dated a magazine collector...
She had many issues
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While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad “I wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would be” as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.
Without skipping a beat he said “Whorelocks.”
What's your cat's favorite magazine?
I hit Dwayne Johnson with a magazine
What is a ghost’s favorite magazine?
My friend showed me some magazine articles on fathers written in Time, Newsweek, and GQ.
Why are travel magazines willing to cover remote islands off of Africa?
I fell asleep last night while reading old magazines.
I woke up this morning with back issues.
It's my wife's birthday next week and she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over our place
So I got her a magazine rack
I'm having trouble getting rid of my old magazines.
OC - I drew a pun that I thought was pretty funny
What type of magazines do cows read?
Did you hear about the guy trying out for editor for the sums series of Math Magazine?
It was an addition edition audition.
A dad takes his kid to the walk-in clinic.
They're in the waiting room, and the kid gets bored and starts flipping the pages of a magazine.
A friendly stranger notices, and says to the man, "Looks like you've got a little bookworm."
"Nope," he replies, "pinworms."
I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It's a rare medium well done.
Why did Timmy eat his dad's magazine?
The cover told readers to "Digest"
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
Recent studies have shown that roughly 80% of goth girls in our country's high schools enjoy reading parenting magazines.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
Why is reloading a dishwasher so complicated?
Because the magazines and ammunition for it are very hard to find....
My glitch happened when I forgot to renew my subscription to a weekly news magazine based in New York City.
A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people.
Dad, Son, and Magazine
Dad, here in this magazine it is written that masturbation significantly weakens sight. Is it true? He replies: Read for me. I can’t find my glasses anywhere.
Saw these two magazines next to each other at Target and couldn’t help myself.
A friend of mine offered me a piece of a pizza made out of a magazine that's no longer published. Hesitant at first, it turned out to be tasty!
My boss yelled at me for cutting articles out of a magazine at work.
He said to do it on my own Time.
My doctor recommended I sleep on a stack of old magazines.
Googles meme magazines. Finds this.
My dad recieved a phone call from the magazine "Runner's World"
women on the phone asks:
- "is (mother) home?"
- dad: "no, she just ran off"
- women: "oh, ok"
I dont think she got it.
edit: This is actually funnier how he said it in dutch (our native language). his words were "ze heeft ze benen genomen" which literally means " she has taken the legs".
What magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
A man named Nicholas Justin retires early from his job at a prominent magazine
At the retirement party, his boss says, "You might be getting to the next stage in your life early, but you'll always be Justin, the Nick of Time."
I'm an avid subscriber to Father Magazine.
I guess you could say I've got Daddy issues.
Pennywise the clown is listed in Forbes magazine, for what It's worth.
I once dated a girl that collected magazines.
But she had too many issues.
I called Serena Williams to interview her for a magazine article and asked, “So Serena, What’s your favorite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: I’m sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?
I fell asleep last night while reading some old magazines.
I woke up with back issues.
What do you get if you have a subsciption to a magazine that is all about fathers?
What kind of magazines do cows read?
What type of magazines do cows read?
What magazines to cows read?
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