Got the Vaunted Headshake from the wife because I told her if we moved to Germany, I would open this store.
How come I have never met a Japanese woman named Anna Mae?
Whenever I see a drawing of one and I ask about it, I am told "That's Anna Mae."
What did the cartoonist name his daughter?
Anna Mae.
What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
Annie Mae.
You can't fault kid logic
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
What do you call an incontinent French lady?
Mae oui
I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!
Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.
Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..
When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.
Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."
