Lose Memory Puns

A list of puns related to "Lose Memory"

What do you call it when a pig loses its memory?

Hamnesia

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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I'm gonna write a gritty action movie about a mathematician who loses his memory and has to uncover a conspiracy inside the Berlin Academy.

I'll call it: "The Euler Identity"

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👤︎ u/Nman130
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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Most people who are losing their memory say it started in

Twenty...oh wait.

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👤︎ u/ottodidakt
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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I'll remember to check it out, dad

So my dad texted me with some movie recomendations

Dad:"have you seen Momento? It's about a guy who loses his short term memory"

Me:"Sounds familiar but I'll check it out. Is it on Netflix?"

Dad:"Yeah. it's a thriller where the story goes backwards"

Five minutes later....

Dad:"Have I told you about the movie where a guy loses his short term memory?"

God dammit dad...

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👤︎ u/AssRabbit
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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My uncle dropped his USB key without noticing.

After I told my uncle he had dropped the USB, he thanked me, picked it up, looked me dead in the eyes, and said, "Sometimes, it feels like I'm losing my memory."

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👤︎ u/dihydrogen__monoxide
📅︎ Sep 15 2015
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