The company was not charged for illegally putting lids onto random items across the whole country.
There was a wide-scale cover up.
My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
My short memory makes it really hard to remember where I’ve placed my phone
I think it’s in my genes.
While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop ?
My brother kept bringing random stuff to the house so I told him to move in with his friends
It was hard for me but it was hoarder for them
I was gonna tell you a joke about memory
But I forgot where I stored it.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I have a photographic memory.
But I ran out of film in 1999.
How do trees access the Internet?
To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Why do oven instructions always have a nice round number like 400 instead of a random one 20 degrees hotter?
A cow with no memory says?
OOM
Out Of Memory
Also the cow has forgotten it's Moo
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
This brings back memories
What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
This really brings back old memories
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
Geologists know all the rocks, anthracite many from memory.
Wife: Babe you keep putting the remote in random places...
Me: Correction, I keep putting the remote in "remote" places. That's where it belongs right?
I got a eye roll and a sigh, score.
Random thoughts into Dad Poem
I dad walked into a bar
He ask for Candy in a Jar
The bar tender looked at him queer
Hey mister . we only have beer here
Random thought
We're in this together, To-Get-Her
The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.
Her suspicious mind left me all shook up
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
She had a photographic memory,
The earliest memory I have is going to the doctor with my dad to get my eyes checked.
Things before that is a blur.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
What does Woody do when he has to choose a random letter of the alphabet?
Me: I am terrified of random letters
Therapist: You are?
Me: [Screams in horror]
Therapist: Oh, I see
Me: [Screams intensify]
My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes
How do they access the internet in Israel?
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
How much memory does it take to store a joke ?
From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
I found this beauty last year in the random crap aisle of a store.
Someone secretly randomized my playlist.
Now I’m left with an unchained meddley.
My TV started playing random Netflix shows. It was weird...
But I’ve seen Stranger Things
What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...
.... cache me if you can.
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
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