I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to:
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
What music do chickens listen to?
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οΈ Oct 19 2020
Whatβs the best music to listen to on a hike
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
My son asked me βWhat music did you listen to when you were young?β I said, βPete Townshendβ.
My son: Who?
Me: Exactly.
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οΈ Sep 11 2020
I canβt listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
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οΈ Sep 02 2020
What music do frogs listen to?
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
What kind of music do you listen to while fishing?
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
What kind of music do you listen to during the coronavirus?
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οΈ May 22 2020
What genre of music do people listen to during COVID-19?
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οΈ Mar 25 2020
My neighbors listen to awesome music
Whether they like it or not
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οΈ Apr 09 2020
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says βWhat music do you listen to?β
The turbine says βIβm a massive heavy metal fanβ
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οΈ Mar 18 2019
What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?
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οΈ Feb 11 2020
A blind and deaf man listens to braille music for the first time.
He says: βThis shit bumps!β
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οΈ Jan 15 2020
What kind of music do planets listen to?
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οΈ Nov 11 2019
Windmill number 1 asked windmill number 2 βwhat kind of music do you listen to?β Windmill 2 responded βIβm a huge metal fanβ
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οΈ Sep 09 2019
I don't let my kids listen to classical music.
It's full of sax and violins.
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
What did Pac-Man use to listen to music in the 90s?
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οΈ Nov 29 2019
What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
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οΈ Sep 22 2019
My doctor said I shouldn't listen to music so loud
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οΈ Jul 22 2019
What music genre do wind turbines like to listen to?
Theyβre huge metal fans.
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οΈ Jun 02 2019
What kind of music do astronauts listen to?
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οΈ Aug 05 2019
Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.
He wouldnβt techno for an answer.
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οΈ Jul 07 2018
βI only listen to current musicβ
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οΈ Mar 28 2018
What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?
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οΈ Jan 04 2019
What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to?
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οΈ May 10 2019
How do fishermen listen to music?
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οΈ Jan 03 2017
Why do people listen to music with the windows down?
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οΈ May 22 2018
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οΈ Mar 07 2019
Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Huh, they listen to Wrap music !
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
My son asked me, βWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?β I said, βLed Zeppelinβ.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
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οΈ Jun 02 2020
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
βDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?β
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
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οΈ Dec 14 2019
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οΈ Dec 16 2019
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οΈ Mar 23 2019
What kind of music do Mummies listen to?
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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οΈ Jul 13 2019
What music do planets listen to?
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οΈ Feb 12 2019
Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Me: Yeah. I liked them too.
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οΈ Jul 06 2018
What kind of music do pickles listen to?
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οΈ Jun 09 2018
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οΈ Nov 07 2018
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οΈ Jun 12 2017
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