I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EucalyptusLeafJuice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2020
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to:

Plymouth Rock

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2020
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What music do chickens listen to?

Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ActionDisco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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What’s the best music to listen to on a hike

A trail mix

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greatreference
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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What music genre won’t balloons listen to?

Pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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My son asked me β€œWhat music did you listen to when you were young?” I said, β€œPete Townshend”.

My son: Who?

Me: Exactly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2020
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What music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grumbo44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/98al
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to during the coronavirus?

Quaran-tunes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaggedOnomatomania
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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What genre of music do people listen to during COVID-19?

House.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kyerussell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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My neighbors listen to awesome music

Whether they like it or not

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2020
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Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says β€œWhat music do you listen to?”

The turbine says β€œI’m a massive heavy metal fan”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Richie31213
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2019
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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2020
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A blind and deaf man listens to braille music for the first time.

He says: β€œThis shit bumps!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frenchiest_Fry_59
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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Windmill number 1 asked windmill number 2 β€œwhat kind of music do you listen to?” Windmill 2 responded β€œI’m a huge metal fan”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_crownseye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2019
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I don't let my kids listen to classical music.

It's full of sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2019
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What did Pac-Man use to listen to music in the 90s?

A WakkaWakkaMan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RustedDust
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-Pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hairychris88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2019
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My doctor said I shouldn't listen to music so loud

It was sound advice

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petertmcqueeny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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What music genre do wind turbines like to listen to?

They’re huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jashbrowns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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What kind of music do astronauts listen to?

Neptunes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.

He wouldn’t techno for an answer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2018
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β€œI only listen to current music”
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yourSAS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2018
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What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?

Seoul

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thinkcriticaler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2019
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What kind of music does Bernie Sanders listen to?

Progressive Rock

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scorchedgoat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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How do fishermen listen to music?

Bass boosted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/30847192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2017
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Why do people listen to music with the windows down?

Because it stinks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ucom1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2018
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What kind of music do accountants listen to? reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/salvatorecreme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Huh, they listen to Wrap music !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/balkso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2020
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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of music do dogs listen to?

Pup Rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/damndudechill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samurai-Salty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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β€œDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2019
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What kind of music do elfs listen to

Wrap music

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dustingooding
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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What kind of music do Mummies listen to?

Wrap.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCandle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2019
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What music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/space0watch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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Son: Dad, what music did you listen to growing up? Me: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Me: Yeah. I liked them too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2018
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What kind of music do pickles listen to?

Vlasic Rock

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stupidsexyf1anders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2018
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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2018
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What kind of music do mummies like to listen to?

Wrap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reck15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2017
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What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wizecracker117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2018
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