Attend Concert Puns

A list of puns related to "Attend Concert"

What concert costs just 45 cents to attend?

Fitty Cent. With Nickleback.

👍︎ 26
💬︎
👤︎ u/dmatlack1023
📅︎ Jul 09 2021
🚨︎ report
Why are The Doors scheduled to play as an opening act of nearly every concert I attend, but I never made it to catch them play live?
👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/dirty_boy69
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
🚨︎ report
"If you could attend a concert by any musician in history, who would it be and why?"

Nero, his single is fire

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/Xainiax
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
🚨︎ report
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.

If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.

👍︎ 115
💬︎
👤︎ u/sierrasport
📅︎ May 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled

Me: wow that’s disconcerting

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Dad joked by the Decemberists.

I attended a Decemberists concert this evening. Before the encore, the drummer, John, insisted that he tell us a joke.

"Did you hear about the pig who had a cut on his leg? Yeah, his friend came by and asked, 'Would you like me to get you some OINK-ment?'"

The only sound that followed was that of myself clapping.

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/aMightyWizard
📅︎ May 31 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.