How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: Iβm listening to A Dell
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︎ May 12 2020
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What kind of ears do trains have?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
i have four eyes, seven legs, three noses, and five ears. what am i?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
One ear of corn says to the other, βI think I have a stalker.β
The other corn replies, βThats amaizing! Is he cute?β
The ear replies, βNo, too husky!β
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︎ Jan 17 2020
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Excuse me, nurse. Why do you have a rectal thermometer behind your ear?
Oh shit! Some asshole has my pen.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
For anglophiles: why does an elephant have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Why do elephants have such big ears?
It doesn't matter, it's earelephant.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
What do you call bears that don't have ears?
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︎ Jul 09 2015
If Spock has Vulcan ears, what does Scotty have?
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︎ Jul 24 2016
I have 4 eyes, 2 mouths and 5 ears. What am I?
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︎ Nov 24 2017
How many ears did Sir Francis Drake have?
Loads. A left ear, a right ear and a ship full of privateers.
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︎ Aug 12 2017
Me: I have Swimmerβs Ear
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︎ Jun 18 2018
A son walks up to his father and tells him his ears are ringing and that he might have tinnitus.
The father asks him if it's barely noticeable or if it's unbearable. The son tells him it's not unbearable, but it's definitely noticeable. The father tells him, "It's probably not tinnitus. Sounds more like fiveitus."
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︎ Dec 07 2017
Ask me if I have a Banana in my ear.
"Do you have a banana in your ear?"
"... huh? what?"
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︎ Apr 22 2014
How many ears does Spock have?
Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How many ears does Spock have?
His left ear, his right ear, and his final front ear.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
How many ears do Star Trek captains have?
3
A left ear.
A right ear.
And a final frontier
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︎ Jul 02 2020
How many ears does Spock have?
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
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︎ Jul 02 2020
How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
How many ears does Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
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︎ Jan 13 2017
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3! The left ear, the right ear, and his final front-ear.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
How many ears does Spock have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
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︎ Nov 29 2018
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
3
1 left ear
1 right ear
And the final front ear
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︎ Dec 30 2017
Hoe many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three. A left ear. A right ear. And a wild frontier.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I have six eyes, three ears, and two mouths. What am I?
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︎ Dec 06 2017
How many ears does Commander Spock have?
Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!
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︎ Aug 18 2016
How many ears does Spock have?
3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
How many ears does Capt Kirk have?
A left ear, a right ear, and the Final Front-ear!
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︎ Feb 02 2018
I have 6 eyes, 2 mouths, and 3 ears, what am I?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
How many ears does Spock have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
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︎ Feb 18 2018
How many ears does davy crockett have?
Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild front ear
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︎ Aug 05 2017
How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
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︎ Oct 24 2015
How many ears does Daniel Boone have?
Three. Right ear, left ear and a frontier.
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︎ Jul 08 2017
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