Limes Puns

A list of puns related to "Limes"

Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
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👤︎ u/nick_vandernick
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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👤︎ u/manford5
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why are unripe limes so great?

They are sublime

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👤︎ u/Karrahva
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/pockets-sandy
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Pickup lime ...
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👤︎ u/nebraskasurplus
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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Just an uninteresting photo of a key lime.
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👤︎ u/narcessa
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?

Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite

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👤︎ u/Lazyboyyo
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.

But unfortunately Sierra Mist

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ May 29 2019
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[request] Punny name for a lime tree

Hi all,

so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.

Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?

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👤︎ u/bluediarrhea
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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Blurred limes
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👤︎ u/Voltchek
📅︎ May 09 2014
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What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?

Guacoma

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👤︎ u/IMadeAFriendOnce
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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A lock's favorite food is key lime pie.
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👤︎ u/AardvarkVader
📅︎ May 26 2016
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I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.

I say: "That's good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy."

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👤︎ u/zz_LIMPALONG_zz
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.

We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, "I guess it's a Preline-Pie"

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👤︎ u/Echeb
📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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Write your phone number on a lime

Now it's a pick-up lime

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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ May 15 2017
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What goes well with lime?

A bean.

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👤︎ u/lkwai
📅︎ May 09 2017
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When my dad got lime juice in his eye.

"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."

"Wtf?"

"It's hasidic."

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👤︎ u/analogfrog
📅︎ Jun 02 2014
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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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