Lied Puns

She replied (while using the bathroom): What are you talking about?

I said: You told me you were an American, but European.

I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs in there ..

It was quite a con on drum ...

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

His story was completely fabricated.

Now that's what I call structural integrity

everyone else was wearing clothes

HA! Got em.

I just couldn’t teller

It was a fibula.

It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.

When they found out, I was dismembered.

It was a tearable fabrication!

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

No, that's not true.

But that was just a cover for my story.

"I'm exactly dis honest," he said.

It was a major "faux pa"

I could barely fit in 4 cars and 4 dogs ..

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”