Re-tried beans
In a nutshell.
It answered "Soybean"
'cuz Jack and the beans talk.
A human bean
They make a dessert and call it peas.
A mustachio!
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
chickpeas
He's a has-bean.
...You should've bean there.
Legume Eggo!
I’m a human bean
Chickpeas
The farmer was devastated, and in his depression all but neglected the farm, barely able to bring himself to grow and can legumes.
One day as he was aimlessly wandering the road near his fields, hungry and despondent, he came across a deer carcass, freshly hit by a car. The farmer was excited that his luck was changing, since this meant fresh(ish) meat in the first time in months. He shooed the magpies and crows away and began harvesting the deer.
Almost as soon as he had finished, there was a knock at the door. To the farmer's great surprise, his son had returned home. Though he looked quite the worse for wear, the son looked around at the farm with sadness, perhaps realizing the emotional damage he had caused.
The farmer was besides himself with joy, and told his son that tonight he would cook a great feast. The son, surprised, looked around at the fallow fields and run down house and asked, "Dad, do you have much food? What could we possibly eat for this celebratory feast."
The farmer, tears of joy in his eyes and emotion in his voice said:
"Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peas when you are done"
No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.
Jack and the beans talk.
I find that they're a legume above the rest.
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
Hope this is the right sub but this is something I need to share. Do not eat peanuts right now, if you do examine them carefully. There has been a fungus that has infected most of the peanut crops in north America. From the outside they look fine but if you bite into the nut you may notice a small black center. By then it's too late. The black center at early stages can cause digestive issues but if the entire nut is black it can cause failure of the nervous system and respiratory complications. There are pests that have laid their eggs in these plants and tiny microorganisms have developed in these plants. They leech into the fruit causing the black color. Ingestion can cause all sorts of troubles from diarrhea to death. These creatures are fatal. That's why you should always watch out for the creature from the black legume.
The creature from the black legume!
I was fucking nuts
The van has never had so much legume!
Ugh, I hate flying, I never have enough legume
