Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
Ha Cheu
Last week, this gem was posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckwidu/a_wife_asks_her_husband_could_you_please_go/
I told my wife and kids, got groans. Later, I was on the phone with my dad, making plans to meet at Fenway Park, and told him. He loved it and told my mom. A couple of hours later, he calls me back and is still dying over the joke.
Tuesday night, I was taking my parents to the game (Mothers/Fathers day gift) and met them at the park. When my wife and I arrived, they handed my wife a bag of avocados.
Thanks r/dadjokes for consistently brightening my day.
It was a dishonourable discharge.
now it's just water under the fridge
They have to use a lot of low-key lighting.
All the seals!
I think they are whistleblowers
Incontinent
I've been having issues with the roof leaking into the storage space below it. It's being very problem attic
That sinking feeling...
All Hans On Deck!
The #1 place to take a leak.
It is in Des Moines look it up!
...but it's already been leaked.
Apparently it's absolute panda-monium
I said "Maybe you should put it in the vegetable drawer"
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
He says "thats good because then it would be a rain roof"....
Duct tape used for everything, including puns
I guess I better try something. I can really only sink or swim.
His joint
I'm sure it would be more hygienic to cook it on the stove.
