William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.

It would be the herd shot ’round the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyDeck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Last month I launched a book aimed at children.

I’m pleased to say I hit one of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A new car has been launched for American cowboys...

The Audi Partner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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New dating service launched in Prague!

It's called Czech-Mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t44s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.

They called it Gatorade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avohka
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.

Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I just launched a dating app for water fowl.

I'm calling it "Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Google Just launched an application for infants and newborns, it's called

Google-dada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Udjasen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?

It was a high steaks mission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Have you heard about the new subscription service, that Gary Lineker has launched? 28 portions of green tea delivered monthly.

It’s called Matcha the Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoffPlitt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Canada has launched its own version of Jeopardy.

The answers have to be in the form of an apology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 12 year olds.

I am proud to say I hit one of them

-Gary delaney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elrond_Halfelven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Dr Dre launched many musical careers

You could say he was a Dre-buchet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Now that Elon Musk has launched his Tesla Roadster into orbit, why is space soon going to be full of diseases?

Because it’s no longer auto immune.

(Told to my by my actual dad. The screenshot of his text got removed from /r/funny :( )

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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My friend just launched a new human rights initiative. I asked him how it's going.

"It's a work in progress."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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A new French Fry brand for the elderly has been launched

McCane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick182002
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I launched a seafaring business today.

I hope it stays afloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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NASA just launched a bunch of cows into orbit...

...apparently it was the herd shot 'round the world.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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