I'll never forget my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucket
"Do you wanna see how far I can kick that bucket?"
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me..
"Would you stop shaking the fucking ladder?!"
So last week i got myself in a bit of trouble when i mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
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I remember the last words my grandfather ever said to me. He said ‘You selfish boy!’
Not long after that, I became a fishmonger.
My grandfather’s last words were “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
Want to hear some famous last words?
I'll never forget my dad's last words...
Are you sure it's loaded with blanks?
As the man of the house, I always have the last word when my wife and I disagree about what to do.
Usually it's something like "yes dear."
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Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.
Last night, I explained to my son what the word “bargain” means.
I think it meant a great deal to him.
Whenever I see a school bus, I think about my uncles last words...
With Father’s Day right around the corner I wanted to share with you my beloved dad’s last words:
This is punning me punderground like punishment and the last word wasn't a pun either. More like a punchline. Punderstand?
Famous last words
It was really hard on our family when my Grandfather passed away. He was waiting for a blood transfusion but the machine to test blood-type was broken. He always kept a brave face and inspired us all, and today was no different. I will always remember his last words. With his last breath the pulled me close, looked me in the eye and told me to be positive. Please, be positive.
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The executioner asked if I had any last words
I said “Yes, just three.”
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Well, I guess this is where we part ways...
Inmate uses last words to dadjoke executioners
http://crime.about.com/od/history/qt/lastwords_appel.htm
These will probably be my dad's last words to me
Every time my dad and I are driving and we pass by a cemetery my dad looks at me and says "people are dying to get in there!" I laugh every time.
Thought I had a winner, but my 5yo got the last word.
Son, in a silly voice: "I'd like another piece of matzah with cream cheese and a-vo-ca-TOE."
Me: I don't think avoca's have toes, ha ha ha.
Son: ....
Me: I was just joking around. It's really "a-vo-ca-DO."
Son: Avoca's don't have dough, either.
I'll never forget my old man's last words before he kicked the bucket:
"Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I’ll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
My grandfather’s last words were, “Gallons. Quarts. Litres.”
Ill never forget my grandfathers last words before he died.
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit."
I'll never forget the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.
He said, son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket.
I will always fondly remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “I wonder how far I can kick this bucket?”
I’ll always remember my grandfathers last words
“Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!”
Wanna know your granddad's last words were before kicking the bucket
I wonder how far I can kick this bucket
I remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket.
“Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words before he kicked the bucket.
“Hey, you guys wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?”
I remember my fathers last words
"Stop shaking the stool you little jerk"
I still remember my granddads last words before he kicked the bucket
He said “Hey! Watch how far I can kick this bucket”
I can always remember the last words my Father said to me before he kicked the bucket
"Son, how far do you think I can kick that bucket?"
Ill always remember the last words my dad told me before he kicked the bucket...
Dad: "son, look how far I can kick this bucket."
I'll never forget the last words my dad said before he kicked the bucket..."son, look how far i can kick this bucket"
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket...
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket...
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
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