Laminated Puns

A list of puns related to "Laminated"

I love laminated paper...

It's inshreddable

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👤︎ u/dcis27
📅︎ Jun 16 2017
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My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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👤︎ u/AnInfluentialFigure
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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When my wife asked what I was doing, I lied and said I was laminating copies of my newest novel.

But that was just a cover for my story.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?

Upside-down Cake

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👤︎ u/halfbloodprince07
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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My wife is very appreciative of our laminate countertops.

Im glad she doesn't take it for granite.

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👤︎ u/chicksOut
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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Laminate Dad Joke

Me and some co-workers were looking at some Pergo flooring with a picture of a big dog on it. I voiced my opinion that it must be a Great Dane. My friend, who will be a great father one day, said, "Dunno man, it might just be a Good Dane. A Bad Dane even."

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👤︎ u/EJRWatkins
📅︎ Mar 01 2014
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How do you preserve a baby sheep?

With laminate.

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👤︎ u/lost_if_found
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why is wooden flooring considered not suitable for vegetarians?

Because there’s laminate of course.

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👤︎ u/hopsinjoor
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Dadjoked a customer at Jimmy John's

I was at the cash register, and a guy placed his order. At the end, he asked for "a glass of water." That is, a big cup instead of a little cup. I said, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I can give you a laminated paper of water, though."

He thought it was funny, but he did a great job of hiding it.

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👤︎ u/Vulpes-Aurum
📅︎ May 01 2014
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