Came up with it today, might be a little weak

Disk that is lamer than other discs is a disclamer

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📅︎ Jun 30 2022
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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📅︎ May 20 2022
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(Original) Whenever someone compliments my child’s appearance..

“Wow your daughter is soo cute!”

“I’m just relieved she doesn’t look like any of my friends.”

Yes I use this at work and important business meetings. You gotta push the envelope to weed out the lamers.

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👤︎ u/ZachMartin
📅︎ Oct 05 2021
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My fiancé just busted out this gem...

We have a ten week old son and his humor has gotten lamer and lamer by the day. We moved our coffee table out of the way to vacuum and I said, 'It would be really cool to just put a giant love sack there instead of a table' (a love sack is one of those giant bean bag chairs).

He looked at me and without missing a beat belts out 'Cuz a loooove sack, is a little old place where....we can sit to-getherrrrrrr.' Laughs at his own joke... All the way up the stairs.

And it begins.

TL;DR Rock lobster

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