Little Mermaid Puns

A list of puns related to "Little Mermaid"

My daughter was watching The Little Mermaid so I asked her if she knew why Sebastian was kicked out of college?

It's because all his grades where under da c

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👤︎ u/MrBum80
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells?

Because she couldn't fit into D shells

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👤︎ u/Merscaliona
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?

If you need me, call me on my shell.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel

She should be named Nautical!

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👤︎ u/spoodermemes
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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👤︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What did the little mermaid wear to math class

An algae- bra

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👤︎ u/surealseriph
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?

Arial

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👤︎ u/RainbowNeck
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did little mermaid buy from Lingerie dept.?

Algebra

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👤︎ u/staringmexicanfrog
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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The Little Mermaid was filmed...

...using an Ariel-view camera.

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👤︎ u/AdvantaJeous
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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What's it called when the little mermaid jumps out of the water...?

Aerial!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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Did you hear that the Little Mermaid went to jail?

She was busted selling seaweed.

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👤︎ u/GivemTheClampsClamps
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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Watching the Little Mermaid

My gf and I occasionally enjoy a cheeky Disney movie.

Tonight I asked 'which Disney Princess do you think gets the best reception? '

Scowl

Me 'Arial'

Nothing but rolled eyes and breathing through the nose chuckles

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👤︎ u/justanotherusername_
📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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What does the little mermaid wear to math class?

An alga-bra

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👤︎ u/SomeOutlandishness0
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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Anyone know why Ariel, The Little Mermaid wears seashells?

Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big! 🦀🐠

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👤︎ u/SSJZulko
📅︎ Jan 07 2017
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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she outgrew B shells..

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👤︎ u/MayIShowUSomething
📅︎ May 30 2019
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Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can't fit into D-shells.

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👤︎ u/imnotlouise
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small

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👤︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
📅︎ Mar 10 2017
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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can’t fit D-shells

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👤︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
📅︎ Jan 07 2018
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