What did the chef do with his ladle?
He souped it up.
Why did a woman marry a ladle?
It was good at spooning.
Ladles and Jellyspoons, please allow me to present...the Grandfather of all Dad Jokes (GFOADJ)
https://youtu.be/rAFP3m1SuYI?t=272
I was arrested the other day for stealing cooking intensils.
But it was worth the whisk
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
What's the best type of spoon.
I'll tell you ladle.
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
My toddler is really into The Sound of Music, so he and my husband have been humming "Edelweiss" all day.
Now they are in the kitchen making dinner. My husband pulls a box of Uncle Ben's out of the pantry and then grabs a soup ladle off the counter and is now dancing around singing,
laaadle riiiiiiice ladle rice
So you died from eating too much gravy?
You went from the ladle to the grave.
