Lac Puns

A list of puns related to "Lac"

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why do cows need special shoes?

Because they lac-tose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickTD13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why did the man have to go to the hospital after he was denied his toast?

Because he was lac-of-toast intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhandakerFaisal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezRoubenNuts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harry18k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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