Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose

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Why do cows need special shoes?

Because they lac-tose!

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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-toes

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