What would you wear to court?
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οΈ May 18 2021
What do felines use to represent them in court?
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οΈ May 08 2021
A man who took an airline to court after losing his luggage...
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οΈ May 20 2021
Water and Mud once took each other to court.
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οΈ Apr 29 2021
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
A locksmith had to go to court to give evidence last week.
Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
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οΈ Apr 09 2021
Why did the clam lose his court case?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
I'm outside court.
I'm in a judgment free zone.
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οΈ Apr 03 2021
If a deaf person has to go to court...
is it still considered a hearing?
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οΈ Mar 18 2021
Whatβs the best thing to wear for a court ?
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
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οΈ Feb 04 2021
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
The deaf girl didnβt show up to her court case yesterday
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οΈ Jul 18 2020
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?
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οΈ Feb 14 2021
What do lawyers wear to court?
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
I was told not to eat the candy in court...
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οΈ Jan 05 2021
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldnβt Barrett.
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...
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οΈ Sep 22 2020
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because theyβre hearing aides!
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Iβm representing a man in court today charged with tippexing all the full stops out of books.
Iβm expecting a long sentence
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οΈ Sep 10 2020
my legs were thrown into jail today
I heard they committed a felo-knee
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οΈ Apr 01 2021
He won't be allowed to court anyways
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οΈ Jun 14 2020
I stole a lawyerβs underwear right before court.
Thereβs no way heβll succeed without his legal briefs.
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οΈ Jun 28 2020
BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.
They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
(Too soon) looks the the Supreme Court is...
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
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οΈ Jul 11 2020
A fish goes to court for murder
The fish is found βgillβty
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οΈ Jul 30 2020
Why can't beggers be allowed in court for selection to the Jury box like any other non felon citizen?
Cuz, beggers can't be choosers!
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οΈ Sep 21 2020
Why did noone in the King's Court laugh when the King farted?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella
r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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οΈ Dec 06 2020
A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs the best thing to wear to court?
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οΈ Dec 21 2020
What does a lawyer wear to court
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οΈ May 30 2020
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didnβt turn up...
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οΈ Sep 11 2019
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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οΈ Jul 28 2020
What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
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