Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-tose

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
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Why do cows need special shoes?

Because they lac-tose!

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Why did the man have to go to the hospital after he was denied his toast?

Because he was lac-of-toast intolerant

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What do you call someone who doesn't like someone without toes?

lacTOES intolerant

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