I fell into a large vat of curry....

Was in a korma for a month.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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For Internet points, I will re-post any and all pictures of Indian dishes

I'm a korma whore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Massive fight at the curry house!

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.

It's a naan-profit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikinginmpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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I went for a curry with my family.

My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.

But it's ok.

He ended up next to my naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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I ordered a curry the other day from a takeaway, that I'm usually rude to, when only one of items was delivered...

I thought to myself that's just korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinnPMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Have I told you about the time I choked at an Indian restaurant?

It was a paneer-death experience.

I suppose I had it coming, though. Korma's a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joncmellentape
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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my granddad had an accident eating curry

he slipped into a korma.

But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snestie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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I fainted in the curry house when I heard R.E.M. had split up

That's me in the korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdGacey
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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We just ate Indian buffet . . .

I'm going into a food korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fendaar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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Got my friends yesterday

We were talking about in-breeding, and my friend who is an archaeologist was saying how we're all in-bred in some sense of the word because of a debated small group of people leaving Africa a debated amount of time ago produced most of the western world (or possibly didn't).

I watched on, waiting for the end of the conversation to say "Whatever... you're all in-bred but I'm in pizza"

The groans were instantaneous.

(Bonus: also a few days ago we were ordering indian and my friend was gonna get chicken korma but I warned him "Korma's a bitch".)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penthousedizzle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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A pun, courtesy of my dad

Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redmig27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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We were ordering an Indian takeaway...

My sister was making a list for the order (there were 8 of us).

Me: chicken Korma
Sister: ok.
Dad: I will have a lamb Pasander.
Sister: how do you spell that?
Dad: L-A-M-B.

I thought he would go for the "that" but the lamb worked as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOM_THE_FREAK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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Dadjoked my mate via facebook

Him: did you hear about that story about the kids being suspended from school from snorting sweets?

Me: No but this ones worse did you hear about the kids who snorted curry powder?

Him: No

Me: well the police found them and one of the kids had to be taken to hospital because he was found in a korma

I got no response

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pullingthestrings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travis_Cheesman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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