A list of puns related to "Korma"
Was in a korma for a month.
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
He was put in an induced korma.
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
A Blunt Force Korma
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
I'm a korma whore.
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
It's a naan-profit.
My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.
But it's ok.
He ended up next to my naan.
I thought to myself that's just korma.
It was a paneer-death experience.
I suppose I had it coming, though. Korma's a bitch.
he slipped into a korma.
But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.
That's me in the korma
I'm going into a food korma.
We were talking about in-breeding, and my friend who is an archaeologist was saying how we're all in-bred in some sense of the word because of a debated small group of people leaving Africa a debated amount of time ago produced most of the western world (or possibly didn't).
I watched on, waiting for the end of the conversation to say "Whatever... you're all in-bred but I'm in pizza"
The groans were instantaneous.
(Bonus: also a few days ago we were ordering indian and my friend was gonna get chicken korma but I warned him "Korma's a bitch".)
Dad:"A friend of mine was eating at an Indian restaurant and ordered the spiciest thing they had, unfortunately he had an allergic reaction and had to go to hospital." Me:"Is he okay?" Dad:"No he's in a korma."
My sister was making a list for the order (there were 8 of us).
Me: chicken Korma
Sister: ok.
Dad: I will have a lamb Pasander.
Sister: how do you spell that?
Dad: L-A-M-B.
I thought he would go for the "that" but the lamb worked as well.
Him: did you hear about that story about the kids being suspended from school from snorting sweets?
Me: No but this ones worse did you hear about the kids who snorted curry powder?
Him: No
Me: well the police found them and one of the kids had to be taken to hospital because he was found in a korma
I got no response
It nearly put me in a korma.
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