I said there was a button in the back.
A book worm
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Prime-mates
They are now kindling a romance.
I am writing a diploma thesis about the use of puns in advertising slogans. For this purpose I need to find 150 of them. So far I've been able to find around 80, but the more I have, the harder it is for me to find more, as my sources are going dry.
That's why I'm asking you for help! Can you give me any punny ad slogans you know of, or any punny company name?
Thanks in advance!
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
It's a sheep way to start a fire
So you feel write at home.
Like a Kindle in the wind
My dad emailed my brother and I asking "should I buy a kindle fire?"
As he struggles with any technology, I asked "Why do you need a tablet?"
He responded in seconds: "Because I think I'm Moses."
He was struggling a bit and my mom said that there might be a seal on it.. He just looks at her with a straight face and says, "No it looks more like a walrus." Goddammit
She always loves Kindle-lit dinners!
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
Was rock climbing at the gym with my brother yesterday and we saw a girl struggling to make a move. Her friend yelled for her to put her left foot into the nook by her knee, and I suggested that she put her right foot into the Kindle. Nothing but bewildered looks.
Don't leaf I was only kindling.
...be considered kindling?
"Did you bring your Kindle?"
No, why?
"It might help you with kindling the fire. Maybe you could use Tinder on your phone instead, it might give you a match."
After coming in from grabbing some the firewood, my wife exclaimed "oh! We need sticks!" referring to kindling to start the fire.
In my best Dennis DeYoung, I started belting out "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me!"
Then, with a shit eating grin, I said "Is that enough Styx for ya!?"
Unfortunately she had no idea what I was talking about and just looked at me blankly as I fell to the floor in laughter.
So you feel write at home.
So you feel write at home.
