Kindergartners Puns

Did you hear about the Kindergartner who asked to go to the bathroom? The teacher asked him to repeat the alphabet before he could leave. The child, bouncing up and down with his legs crossed, said, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO-QRSTUVWXYZ". The teacher was displeased, and asked what happened to the P. The child started crying, and said, "It's running down my leg!"

For resisting a rest.

I'm a private French tutor for a family in my area, and one of the kids is a little girl in kindergarten. Their family is big on tea so she was trying to pour her tea herself before the lesson started. But kindergartners spill everything, so I helped her pour it.

"Good teamwork!" - me

"More like tea-work." -her

I've never been more proud.

A nightmare.

-courtesy of my kindergartner

Because he had no body!

Tomorrow is joke day at school for my kindergartner so I went to tell my daughter a joke to tell. Tells me she already had one and tells me this! Lol proud dad..

It's the end of the Kindergarten year, and for all the kindergartners to graduate to first grade they all have to take a simple test.

The teacher walks up to the first kid and goes "Okay Jimmy. To graduate we have to name a few simple body parts. Where are your fingers?"

Jimmy wiggles his fingers.

"Good. Where are your knees?"

Jimmy points to his knees

"Very good. Last question. Where is your nose?"

Jimmy points to his nose

"Very good! How did you know all that?"

Jimmy points to his head and says, "Kidneys"