Maria gave birth to identical twins, named Amal, and Juan. She only carries one photo.
Because once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
Juan's friends and family always tell him how to live his life, but he's been doing some solitary soul searching
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
I asked my boss Juan for some time off and all I got was a little cow.
I just wanted a little vaca.
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
How do you make the number 'one' disappear?
You add a G and it's gone
if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Can't wait for the Mexican remake of Highlander
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
Twins
Tito and Alex were talking about their families. Tito asked Alex if he had any children. Alex replied” yes, I have identical twin sons named Amal and Juan” . Tito asked Alex if he had any pictures of his sons. Alex produced a single picture and said” this is a picture of Juan”. Tito asked Alex if he had a picture of Amal. Alex replied”no, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
No ones takes better care of your lawn than Juan.
How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you call a 70 year old Mexican?
My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell in a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about the baby.
The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.
Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.
Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.
What do you need to become an Hispanic magician?
Only had Juan chance to get this right.
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Sister: (exasperated) why does Juan keep calling me?
Dad: (immediately)because Juan is the loneliest number.
True Story.
Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.
Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
credit(Indian Hills community)
My son asked me if he could have some of the cheese I was eating
I said no, because it's nacho cheese
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
My friend has 2 sons, Amal and Juan..
But she only has a photo of one of them in her purse
Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
I've just watched the Mexican remake of Highlander
A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.
She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.
Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
How many Juan’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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