Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
if Juan cant, i dont know who Pablo-bly can
My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...
No ones takes better care of your lawn than Juan.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell in a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about the baby.
The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.
Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.
Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.
My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
My son asked me if he could have some of the cheese I was eating
I said no, because it's nacho cheese
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
credit(Indian Hills community)
Only had Juan chance to get this right.
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
1-1 basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1-1 in basketball?
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Doctor: Hi, my name is Juan, and I’ll be delivering your baby.
Dad: OB Juan, you’re our only hope.
Sister: (exasperated) why does Juan keep calling me?
Dad: (immediately)because Juan is the loneliest number.
True Story.
How many Juan’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My friend Juan is a narcissist. Whenever we order Chinese food...
He orders " Juan" ton soup.
Once I met Juan, I was able to cross him off my bucket list.
Now that I have met Juan, I have met them all
I have identical twin sons, Juan and Jamal, but I only keep a picture of one.
Because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
Juan met a Buddhist monk who told him to look within.
Because it takes Juan to know Juan.
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
Me telling my friend Juan about the soccer game last night.
Someone shot my friend Juan with a golf ball gun
Now there is a hole in Juan.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo......
...... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
My friend has 2 sons, Amal and Juan..
But she only has a photo of one of them in her purse
Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.
She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
If you have identical twin boys, you should name them Amal and Juan.
Because if you have seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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