Jos Puns

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Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

Especially since our founding fathers made it a point to guarantee us the right to bare arms

But then, I remember that she is JoQueen.

My children do the same thing, but then they're just kidding

Jos b

Jose and Jos B

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

Hurricane Jos-b

People always want to ban here. They are saying "Ban Ana". And what did Jo do?

Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.

Moroccan Chair.

Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!

Out with the boss and some co-workers, when we start discussing other good restaurants in the area.

Co-Worker: Near my house there is a good thai place, I think its called....

Boss: (cuts co-worker off) Jos-a-bank?

we all just stare at him, as he laughs at his accomplishment.

"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"

a Jo-king

Dad: How are your lessons going? Do you like Jose?

Me: Yeah, he's a great teacher!

Dad: That's good, at least he's not Jos-b

BONUS MOMJOKE

Mom: At least he's not a ho!

I'm a teacher and I love to dadjoke my students. You guys are really amazing.

So I'm teaching economics and we deal with a lot of tables and the like.

I show them the table, point at it and tell them to "draw this table" then I point at a chair and say "then draw this chair" (and they give me the look of pure success).

I got them many times. Today I was lucky to catch it on video. I posted it to Twitter if you'd like to see it (and hear the 5 on the sighsmograph)

https://twitter.com/JoAngryTeacher/status/847162266856439808?s=09

..and I said "this is Strange.."