Me: have you seen Joe recently? Dad: who? Me: Jo-

-sph Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18Jastho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My wife acts like she doesn't know that I'm Joking

But then, I remember that she is JoQueen.

My children do the same thing, but then they're just kidding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadlyHilarious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call JosΓ©'s younger brother?

Jos b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_a_gene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Jos B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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T-Shirt gag for JoKing

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scolsey22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What's behind Hurricane JosΓ©?

Hurricane Jos-b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejschrays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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What did Ana do?

People always want to ban here. They are saying "Ban Ana". And what did Jo do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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I work with two guys names Jose.

Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punkbassninja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2017
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Which piece of my deck furniture originated in Northern Africa?

Moroccan Chair.

Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeauxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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If you're sad you can cryo self to sleep... maybe the future will be better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Query_Friend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Boss Dadjoked us at lunch pretty good

Out with the boss and some co-workers, when we start discussing other good restaurants in the area.

Co-Worker: Near my house there is a good thai place, I think its called....

Boss: (cuts co-worker off) Jos-a-bank?

we all just stare at him, as he laughs at his accomplishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elpcavy21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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Told my dad I was hanging out with my friend Jose...

"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy-Samper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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I drew it perfectly

I'm a teacher and I love to dadjoke my students. You guys are really amazing.

So I'm teaching economics and we deal with a lot of tables and the like.

I show them the table, point at it and tell them to "draw this table" then I point at a chair and say "then draw this chair" (and they give me the look of pure success).

I got them many times. Today I was lucky to catch it on video. I posted it to Twitter if you'd like to see it (and hear the 5 on the sighsmograph)

https://twitter.com/JoAngryTeacher/status/847162266856439808?s=09

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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What do you call a funny monarch?

a Jo-king

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucarioSkywalker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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My Dad on my guitar teacher

Dad: How are your lessons going? Do you like Jose?

Me: Yeah, he's a great teacher!

Dad: That's good, at least he's not Jos-b

BONUS MOMJOKE

Mom: At least he's not a ho!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markwarren_18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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I was handing the wife a copy of Entertainment Weekly...

..and I said "this is Strange.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLoMein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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