Jimmy Kimmel masterfully executes a dadjoke youtube.com/watch?v=k7q59…
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📅︎ Nov 10 2013
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kid dadjoked jimmy kimmel

interviewer: when's a good time to get married?

kid: in the afternoon

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📅︎ Jul 20 2015
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Went to the gas station today.

Started filling up tank with regular 87. Didn't sound right, so I pulled the nozzle out and see that it was just a bunch of shaving cream. Tried the mid grade: rubber snakes. Premium: Jimmy Kimmel canceled Christmas.

Dammit, April Fuels.

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👤︎ u/abeannis
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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Watching the Oscars...

Jimmy Kimmel: "Let me introduce a former Pro Wrestler who is now one of the highest paid actors in America... The Rock"

Girlfriend: "Oh I love The Rock! Who doesn't love the Rock?!"

Me: "The Scissors..."

Girlfriend: -_- "I hate you."

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👤︎ u/skyman1122
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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