My brother recently married some jello

Yeah, that wedding didn't set well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ZEN0N_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag

The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What's the difference between The Sahara and Jello

One is an inhospitalble desert and the other is an in hospital dessert.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What language does Jello speak?

Gelatin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dovahquinoa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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Why is a box of Jello mix always substantially larger than the contents within?

You need to allow some wiggle room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
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Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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Daughter: "Does jello go bad?"

Dad: "It gets molded."

Credit to a friend who came up with this, and who took a minute to understand why I was laughing at his answer.

Thought I would share it with you bunch of fun guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarbogman
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2016
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Did you hear about the accident at the Jello factory?

They say it was off-pudding.

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I dig it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What did the jelly say to the other jelly?

jello

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myschoolcmptr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?

Michael and jello.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What’s an artist’s favorite dessert?

Michelan-jello

:-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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