I was at work and caught the janitor lady out back with a joint, and she asked if I'd like to join, but I declined.

I don't vibe with high maintenance women.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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The janitor of my building was so stoned that she fell flat on her back. When she asked me to help her up….

I told her that I can’t stand high maintenance women.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acrowsmurder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What should you say when you pop out of a janitor's closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What is the weak spot of a janitor?

His janitals

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Why are janitors the best getaway drivers?

They always make a clean getaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/they_be_cray_z
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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How do janitors scare people?

They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?

SUSpplies

(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/802Keys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.

They’re broommates who sweep together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Did you hear about the janitor who became president?

He wanted to make sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Janitors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hidden_sensei
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.

At least he’s an ok broomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I had a job as a janitor...

when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My company just hired a new janitor.

We're expecting sweeping changes across the organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?

They proposed some sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What does a janitor and a car have in common

They both go broom broom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sly4578
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Props to the school janitor for always dealing with your crap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsEmeraldd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why was the janitor fired?

He was sweeping on the job

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?

Dereliction of doodie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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A movie about Janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?

They call it the power clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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*What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility cupboard?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What did the janitor say

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnoverOver
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utilities closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowley25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tabeh0udai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephwb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatzeDaBoss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a janitor that gets stoned ?

High maintenance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her

I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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The janitor jumped out of the closet and yelled

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelousMartin1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the Janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauceyFella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the janitor say when he popped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1ppy86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utility closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsphjar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet

Supplies!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benlovesjax
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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What’s similar between a janitor and a car?

They both go β€œbroom broom.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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