I was at work and caught the janitor lady out back with a joint, and she asked if I'd like to join, but I declined.
I don't vibe with high maintenance women.
The janitor of my building was so stoned that she fell flat on her back. When she asked me to help her up….
I told her that I can’t stand high maintenance women.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
If you're a janitor at a dispensary, that makes you high maintenance
What should you say when you pop out of a janitor's closet?
What is the weak spot of a janitor?
Why are janitors the best getaway drivers?
They always make a clean getaway.
How do janitors scare people?
They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"
What did the janitor call the tools he didn't trust?
SUSpplies
(courtesy of my 9 y. o. )
My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.
They’re broommates who sweep together.
Did you hear about the janitor who became president?
He wanted to make sweeping changes.
There’s this really out of touch old janitor that works at my office building.
At least he’s an ok broomer.
I had a job as a janitor...
when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.
My company just hired a new janitor.
We're expecting sweeping changes across the organization.
Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?
They proposed some sweeping changes.
What does a janitor and a car have in common
Props to the school janitor for always dealing with your crap
Why was the janitor fired?
He was sweeping on the job
What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets?
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
A movie about Janitors impressed critics.
Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.
Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?
They call it the power clean.
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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
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The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
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What’s similar between a janitor and a car?
They both go “broom broom.”
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