Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Thank you for your support as my son goes to jail.
Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been pretty concerned. Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him.
He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes.
As a family we're pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again.
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︎ Mar 27 2023
What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped jail?
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︎ Apr 07 2023
Why was the chef thrown in jail?
For a-salting the chicken
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︎ Feb 22 2023
What the best way to run electrical wiring in a jail cell?
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︎ Apr 09 2023
They locked him in jail and poked him with branches until he swore he felt better.
The stem cell therapy was not what he expected.
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︎ Mar 15 2023
Man with a stammer jailed
The judge says he is unlikely to finish his sentence...
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︎ Mar 06 2023
I was jailed for staying up late
They booked me for resisting a rest
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︎ Mar 31 2023
NEWSFLASH: FRAUDSTER WHO INSTALLS KITCHEN WORKTOPS FOR A LIVING IS JAILED!
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
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︎ Mar 07 2023
Why was phone locked up in jail?
Because it was charged with battery
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︎ Feb 28 2023
Why did the mechanic get sent to jail for stealing a few tools?
He had plier convictions.
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︎ Feb 25 2023
What do you call a leprechaun who goes to jail?
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︎ Mar 17 2023
Why did the painting go to jail?
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︎ Mar 10 2023
The Energizer bunny went to jail.
He was charged with battery.
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︎ Jan 31 2023
What do you call a jail that only contains quarters, dimes, and pennies?
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︎ Dec 16 2022
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
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︎ Mar 17 2023
Did you hear about the midget psychic that escape from jail?
The police report there is a "Small medium at large!"
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︎ Feb 22 2023
Why did chef boyardee go to jail?
Because he was a cannable
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︎ Mar 02 2023
Does your toddler ever fight you when itβs nap time? Here is a solution for you. Threaten them with jailβ¦
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︎ Dec 20 2022
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was captured and framed!
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︎ Jan 18 2023
Why did the heart goes to jail ?
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︎ Dec 18 2022
Why did blacksmith go to jail?
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︎ May 27 2022
What do you get when you pick a pigβs nose?
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︎ Mar 21 2023
I heard about a new jail in town where the inmates are forced to repeatedly put their hands and feet in and out until they have to shake them, and the turnaround is almost immediate!
I dunno though. It kinda sounds like a hokey pokey.
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︎ Dec 12 2022
They finally let my math teacher out of jail.
The evidence just didnβt add up.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
Why did the cow go to jail?
She had too many unpaid moo-ving violations.
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︎ Nov 13 2022
Did you hear why the mattress salesman that went to jail?
Rumor has it he was framed.
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
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︎ Nov 24 2022
Why did the celebrity turkey go to jail?
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︎ Nov 13 2022
I'm Vincent.
But you can call me Vin. You'll save a cent that way.
It is a Vin-Vin situation.
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︎ Mar 13 2023
Jim: My brother completely lost it when he went to jail.
Jack: Really, how?
Jim: He wouldn't stop yelling, took all his clothes off, and broke all the furniture. And we haven't played Monopoly since.
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︎ Nov 09 2022
When I was in jail, the guards gave me a cordless phone to call my lawyer.
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︎ Sep 05 2022
Why was the female dog sent to jail?
For littering!
Why were a bunch of crows sent to prison?
For murder!
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︎ Sep 21 2022
Did you guys hear about Donald Duck getting arrested?
Apparently there was a quack doctor on the loose, and he seemed to fit the bill. He'd been ducking the police, so he's in waddle trouble.
To top it off he's been selling quack on the side.
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︎ Feb 19 2023
Why is getting new glasses from the optician so good?
Because you get respecced π
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︎ Feb 22 2023
The hay farmer went to jail...
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︎ Aug 12 2022
Why did the remote go to jail?
He was charged with battery.
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︎ May 06 2022
I started dating the guy who bailed me out of jail.
I guess you could say we bonded
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︎ Sep 04 2022
Did you hear about the dwarf, psychic that broke out of jail?
He is a small medium at large.
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︎ Mar 27 2023
A fraudster who installed kitchen worktops for a living has been jailed
A police spokesperson said heβs been charged with counter fitting.
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︎ Dec 14 2022
Why did the painting go to jail?
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︎ Jan 13 2023
Did you hear the Energizer bunny is in jail?
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︎ Jul 15 2022
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