I saw a man drop a box of Italian pastries while walking down the street
I cannoli imagine how he was feeling
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︎ Sep 29 2022
my friend is Italian-French
I'm gonna start calling them "pain au cotta"
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︎ Oct 04 2022
My wife was irritated that I went alone to an Italian restaurant for dinner.
The flight alone was $1,100.
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︎ Oct 08 2022
What do you call an Italian car cut in 2?
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︎ Aug 28 2022
What do you call a poor Italian Neighborhood
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︎ Oct 14 2022
I almost choked to death on Italian foodโฆ
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︎ Sep 18 2022
Sergeant to Captain during WW2: Sorry sir, we have the Italian prisoners handcuffed in the basement but none of them will talk."
Do I really have to explain the problem?
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︎ Sep 29 2022
Why do Italian men grow moustaches?
To look like their mothers.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
Did you hear that Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst has opened an Italian restaurant?
He did it for the gnocchi.
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︎ Oct 08 2022
TIL Cinderella had an Italian sister
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︎ Oct 01 2022
My wife is part of the Italian military and was declared "missing in action". I don't know how to tell my kid so I just said
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︎ May 12 2022
what do you call the random items an Italian dictator has?
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︎ Sep 22 2022
Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians don't like any witnesses
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︎ Aug 21 2022
What's a capitalist's favourite Italian dish?
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︎ Oct 05 2022
What separates Germans from Italians?
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︎ Sep 22 2022
What do you call an Italian beggar?
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︎ Sep 27 2022
What did the grouchy old Italian man say to the annoying tourist?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
Have you heard about the Italian chef who died?
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︎ May 12 2022
How do italians threaten people
I will tear you apart pizza by pizza
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︎ Sep 16 2022
the Owners of Papa Johns is opening a family style Italian Restaurant...
They're calling it "Parma John's"
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︎ Sep 28 2022
What do you call an Italian-American clone?
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︎ Sep 18 2022
last night I went to an Italian buffet.
You wouldn't believe all the pastabilities!
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︎ Sep 03 2022
๐ฎ๐น โ Italians when they are full
๐ญ๐บ โ Italians when hungary
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︎ Aug 22 2022
What did the Italian say when he dropped his striploin?
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︎ Sep 13 2022
My Italian friend got into an accident
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︎ Sep 07 2022
Decided to stop eating my favorite Italian dish.
All good, no parm no fowl.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
There was a famous Italian chef that died...
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︎ Jul 13 2022
My Italian mother never returned from the war
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︎ Aug 20 2022
What do you call Italian yoga?
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Did you hear what the Italian chef yelled out when he spilt sauce, cheese, and pepperoni all over his legs?
โMama Mรญa! I pizza my pants!โ
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︎ Aug 03 2022
What do you call an Italian with one arm?
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︎ Jul 22 2022
What was the guitarists favorite Italian food
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︎ Aug 09 2022
what do you call an Italian Jedi
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︎ Jun 28 2022
I was talking to my Italian professor - โProfessore, what do you like least about your job?โ
โItโs-a de grading!โ
(credit to my brother who claims he made it up)
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︎ Aug 10 2022
What US city was named for an insistently horny Italian?
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︎ Aug 07 2022
Iโm designing a voice activated lock. The password is โItalian potato dumplingsโ
I donโt think anyone will guess that because itโs gnocchiโฆ
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︎ Jul 10 2022
Why do Italian policemen always carry bread around with them?
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︎ Mar 25 2022
Why should you never allow an Italian pasta chef to borrow your car??...
Because he'll bring it back all denty!
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︎ Aug 03 2022
What do you say when an Italian dies?
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︎ Jun 30 2022
I went on a date with an Italian. We had a great conversation until we held hands.
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︎ Jul 10 2022
What right-leaning institution does the Italian government prop up?
the Leaning Tower of Pisa
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︎ Jul 27 2022
What do you call an Italian barista with Alzheimers ?
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︎ Jul 03 2022
Why doesn't Greta Thunberg eat Italian food?
Because she's trying to decrease her Carbonara footprint.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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︎ Apr 19 2022
Do you know what happened to the Italian chef?
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