Italian Cooking Puns

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He gave sage advice.

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He actually did it on acciAlDente.

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Server: "I forgot to send this spaghetti as a half/split order. Can you fix it please?"

Me: "It can't be done."

Server: "Why not?"

Me: "Its InPastaBowl."

They don't say it, but I know they all miss my awesome jokes.

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My family went to a fancy Italian restaurant for Mother's Day. Our waiter told us a bit about the place: "All of our food is fresh, never frozen. We don't even have a microwave. It's all cooked fresh here."

When the waiter left, my dad said, "If they can't even afford a microwave, I'll go out and get one for them."

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