Isolates Puns

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Dad: Yousoearly

He’s down with the sickness.

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

I told her yousoearly

That's week

Just call me Tentin’ Quarantino.

Noman is an island.

A hippocritic oaf.

Hope you have all bases COVID

A quaran-tree-ne

And in America we use ANSIlation

If you are not a little horse and are a little hoarse then you should probably self isolate.

Above all, I’ve found it tough to stay positive.

A Qur'anteen

And we’ve been married more than 27 years!

It's a true pundemic

Quentin Quarantino

It's not the money, it's about the message.

I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.

I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"

I call it my... liqourantine.

...was that you Coffin ?

Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.

By santatising

Because he has Santa-bodies.

There's a Brazilian people there.

Are they considered troglobites?

Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"

or as professionals call it: leg isolation

They’re supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.

Turns out it was an isolated incident.

He wasn’t elf isolating.

Might get isolated

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.

Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.

So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.

He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."

Isolated showers.

Thankfully, it's just an isolated incident.

A trio of explorers were hiking through the Congo and found a small village that was very isolated and not on any map. The villagers turned out to speak English very well, and informed the adventurers very politely that theirs was a village of cannibals and they were to be cooked and eaten, and their hides tanned and turned into canoes for the villagers, but they would allow them to take their own life however they saw fit.

The first man asks for a sharp knife, slices his wrists open, and mutters "Lay me down and bleed a while, and ne'er up again."

The second man asks for his revolver, says "For God and Country!" and shoots himself in the head.

The last man asks for a fork, and stabs himself repeatedly screaming "Fuck your canoe!"

They get ISOlated

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