A list of puns related to "The Isolator"
Dad: Yousoearly
βCOVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Iβll let you knowβ
Heβs down with the sickness.
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
I told her yousoearly
Noman is an island.
...was that you Coffin ?
Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?
My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.
Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.
So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.
He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."
A trio of explorers were hiking through the Congo and found a small village that was very isolated and not on any map. The villagers turned out to speak English very well, and informed the adventurers very politely that theirs was a village of cannibals and they were to be cooked and eaten, and their hides tanned and turned into canoes for the villagers, but they would allow them to take their own life however they saw fit.
The first man asks for a sharp knife, slices his wrists open, and mutters "Lay me down and bleed a while, and ne'er up again."
The second man asks for his revolver, says "For God and Country!" and shoots himself in the head.
The last man asks for a fork, and stabs himself repeatedly screaming "Fuck your canoe!"
So we were watching Law Abiding Citizen. At some point the main character is stuck in an isolation cell. For some odd reason he is using a phone and can actually call people. A friend asks how this is possible. My response:
He's got cell reception.
Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!"
I got dad-joked by a 12 year old today talking about plot elements: Me: so, the climax of Frozen is when Princess Elsa realizes she's trapped in fear in her ice castle and--- Kid: yeah miss lissy666! That must've been soooo isolating!
Yousoearly
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