Kid: Dad, what's the opposite of isolate?

Dad: Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shafiqueg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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β€œFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”

β€œCOVID19 DAY20

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-radi-cate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zatosu_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My daughter asked me what the opposite of isolate is.

I told her yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/den_nis3524
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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To escape the Coronavirus, I wish I’d had time to isolate myself on Noman.

Noman is an island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Two sick Caskets in a Coronavirus isolation ward. One says to the other...

...was that you Coffin ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Electricians during this rough period...

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I asked my priest for advice

My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.

Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.

So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.

He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerHikes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Old joke, my daughter loved it.

A trio of explorers were hiking through the Congo and found a small village that was very isolated and not on any map. The villagers turned out to speak English very well, and informed the adventurers very politely that theirs was a village of cannibals and they were to be cooked and eaten, and their hides tanned and turned into canoes for the villagers, but they would allow them to take their own life however they saw fit.

The first man asks for a sharp knife, slices his wrists open, and mutters "Lay me down and bleed a while, and ne'er up again."

The second man asks for his revolver, says "For God and Country!" and shoots himself in the head.

The last man asks for a fork, and stabs himself repeatedly screaming "Fuck your canoe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimvoluntaryist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I got my friends whilst watching "Law Abiding Citizen"

So we were watching Law Abiding Citizen. At some point the main character is stuck in an isolation cell. For some odd reason he is using a phone and can actually call people. A friend asks how this is possible. My response:

He's got cell reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwsmelt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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Friend's dad likes genetics

Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosakaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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dadjoked by a student...

I got dad-joked by a 12 year old today talking about plot elements: Me: so, the climax of Frozen is when Princess Elsa realizes she's trapped in fear in her ice castle and--- Kid: yeah miss lissy666! That must've been soooo isolating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lissy666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanoran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What’s the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badboiiii707
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The opposite of isolate is....

yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht-18
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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