I don’t see how introverts can vote for Bernie.

I would figure they want anti-socialism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kirigaya9191
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

Leave me the Fuh Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodDReaper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you hear about the introvert who was so happy living in Antarctica?

He was ice elated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryan879
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.

I mine my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do we call introverts?

Social vegans who avoid 'meet'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ribep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why did the FBI arrest the introvert?

He didn't want to open up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmowithhardpve
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why do incredibly introverted people love KFC?

They're too chicken.

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What did one introvert say to the other introvert?

Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fisteves
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...

I mined my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swashbuckler7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you call an introverted salesman?

Poor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cltdawg08
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Whats an introverts favorite tea?

Social anxietea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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β€œPost Home Alone, the introvert rapper of the next decade.”

Said in a discussion of whether the movie β€œThe Page Master” was pre or post β€œHome Alone”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePocketWench
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Someone found a long lost Tolkien book about introverted hobbits.

It’s called Shyer Folk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.

Thankfully no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My introverted friend is really worried that he has to attend a party full of married people.

I said, β€œDon’t worry. There won’t be a single person in it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Did you hear the one about the introverted corn kernel that went to the party.

When things got heated, they say he really popped when he came out of his shell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshadow543
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What did the introverted monk say to his friends when they invited him out of the temple for a hike?

Nah, I'ma stay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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I was going to make a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.

It's an inside joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afkor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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yes

introverts can be called social vegans who stay away from "meet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awsomeplayer301
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A pail o' puns!

1. What is the most important drink in life?

Vitali-tea.

2. What do you call an uptight man with wet tapestry?

A wet blanket with a wet blanket.

3. Describe an uptight man with an erection holding an alcoholic beverage.

A stiff with a stiff with a stiff.

4. What do you call introverted window blinds?

A shutter-in.

5. What do you call an uncooked deer cookie?

Dat doe dough 'dough.

6. What do you call a plant's religion?

Agri-culture.

7. What do you call a football players' phone charger?

A Charger's phone charger.

8. What do you call a clock tower striking twelve?

High noon.

That's all I got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickDemonic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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My co-worker told me where to take the outgoing UPS packages.

So I asked him what to do with the introverted ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomnbio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A new fragrance for introverts

It's called leave me the fuh cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technophyleboi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Introverts are social vegans who avoid meet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...

I mined my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirkDiggler6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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