I was intending to publish a book about the Black Death

Until I was accused of plaguerism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwgirlforever
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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An unintended yet still intended pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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you're damn right they intended it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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No pun intended...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loveleigh1788
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I received a letter with no address on today, who was it intended for?

It was a Mister E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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β€œPhotobomb!” No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DELTA1_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnweak23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnweak23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.

It’s just something I got sucked into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Might not work as intended reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReasonableNetwork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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No fun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovelilpump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedAI
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myst_Venom666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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The pennie joke

No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.

A $100 bill went to heaven and was heading towards the gate when St. Peter stopped him. The bill said "What's the matter?". And St. Pete said, "You can't go in". And the bill replied, "Why not? I've done nothing wrong. I was given to charity for the poor and I've been with the richest people on Earth". Right then, a $20 bill was passing by, and St. Peter stopped him as well. "What does this mean? I've been good with everyone and I've been given to the poor more times than the $100 bill". But St. Pete had none of it. Right then, a $1 bill was passing by and it too was stopped. "I've been given to the poor more times than any of these combined! This is outrageous!". And right then, an old, dirty and rusty pennie was passing through the gates, jumping with joy. He stopped for a moment and smiled at St. Pete. And St. Pete smiled back, as the pennie leaped into heaven. All the other bills were confused and enraged. And when they asked St. Pete why that filthy little coin was let in, and not them, St. Peter responded: "He was the only one to go to mass".

I hope you have a nice day!

P.S: No offense is intended with this joke. It was a joke that a Catholic priest once said, and I found it quite funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshy2004194II
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakdehi
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enterprevic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toasty_MarshAG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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When you make unintended puns in another subreddit. So I guess they were intended after all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VladdyThePapi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gravityraster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I don’t think this ebook I’m reading intended the pun but I sure did.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why do we say ”no pun intended”, and not...

pUnintended?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GJNorman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why does it take a Veteran three times to mute the television?

Every time they push the button on the remote they think Sound Off, one two, Sound Off, three four, Sound Off one two three four, one two, three FOUR.

(Army Veteran here, no disrespect intended fellow brothers and sisters.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpmrcp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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People who say "no pun intended" are cowards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Errhh no pun intended haha youtube.com/watch?v=_X880…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoXiousOR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Sometimes I'll just end a sentence with "No pun intended"

When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Pun Intended, Google?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4m177
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Going Viral
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mryetifaceman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Pun not really intended. A waterpipe cafe in Turkey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prittypotato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Duct tape isn't ever used for its intended purpose...

But it DOES seal quacks in ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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President Trump intends to ban the use of shredded cheese.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tickytickytango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Bad pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonadabJosiah
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Fruit puns intended

Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesduffton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I hope the Barcelona pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiredRandomWolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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This picture outside a barbershop. Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubbs1971
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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No pun intended?

Nope, unintended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Normbias
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I recently gave a lecture instructing people how to give directions by violently thrusting their arm towards the intended destination.

It was a PowerPoint presentation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I've been charged with murdering a man with sandpaper.

But, to be honest, I just intended to rough him up a bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I really like cheese, no pun intended

"Whats the pun" "There is no pun"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOptimusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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We should stop saying "no pun intended"

And instead say "Punintentional!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boja_Red
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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