I saw a commercial about infrequent constipation.
Seems like they were just half-assing it.
"Timeless" Actual Dad Joke From Actual Dad (Mine)
This is said every time my entire family gets on a plane -- admittedly infrequently -- and we're taxiing on the runway:
(Dad, gazing out the window of the plane with a look of wonder affixed to his face)
"Look at all those people down there. They look like ants."
(pause)
"Wait, they ARE ants."
(family groans, as we have for 25 years or more).
