Russian cars are very unreliable...

They are always Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Dried chillis are so unreliable.

They’re totally flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call an unreliable dishwasher?

Dishy-washy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marimbloke
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Nooses are so unreliable.

They always leave you hanging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dracolord409
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why do atoms make unreliable witnesses in court?

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Calculators can be pretty unreliable

But you can always count on your hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeKingPoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Porn stars are notoriously unreliable....

... Because they always get behind in their work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Male_strom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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Just got my daughter

My four year old was watching a Disney movie while I was in the kitchen. The app we use for Disney on the tv is horribly unreliable (Disney life on amazon firestick), randomly freezing or restarting whatever we're watching.

Anyway, I'm scoffing a cake I don't want her to have when I hear a shout.

"Daddy, the film is frozen."

I go through, look at the TV and tell her "No it's not, that's Moana."

I think it's the first time she's both gotten one of my jokes and appreciated how crap it is. Her eye roll and "ugh" brought a tear to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makka-pakka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Lie detector tests can be very

unrelieable

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Keeping the trains on time?

My girlfriend and I were talking about how the metro system trains where we live are often not running on time, and and sometimes be very unreliable.

Told her it's because of the "metro-gnomes".

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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